Flipping the Bird...To My Index Finger

I had quite forgotten about this. It appears that although I have forgotten my body has not. Since then the following things have contributed to the symptoms of my Rightium Handosidesis Disorder.

- I burned my right thumb with the sandwich maker.
- I stabbed my right index finger with a plastic fork.
- I actually did break my right index finger on the door at work.
- On Thursday whilst locking a cabinet the paperclip that was on the keyring got shoved into my right index finger. It actually slid under several layers of skin and went about half an inch along the underside of my knuckle. Just the memory of it grosses me out. Cause it was the force I used to shut the lock that made it end up in my finger. Ugh. It was like I was just stabbing myself. Ick.

I told Dad this this morning and he reckons I should just chop off my index finger as it would solve all the problems.

Tyd

29 November 2004 - 9:45 am

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