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Eating Before Drinking Is Vitally Important Remember when I lost that notepad? Well it only took me two months to find it. Good for me! So here is the entry that should have been some time in December. Gather round kiddies and Granma Tyd will tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a girl who went to a bar for someone�s birthday. Now this girl was a little disorganised and was running late for the 7.30pm meeting time so she thought she�d grab dinner on the way to the bar. By the time she arrived in the city she was over half an hour late so she skipped dinner and got straight into the Long Beach Iced Tea. Now this girl thought she knew everything about drinking and all its side effects, but once again her ignorance chose to rear its ugly, sober head. Much merriment ensued until 4 Breezers later she realised that food was begging to be on the agenda. She adjourned downstairs to the eating establishment known as Maccas and stood in line. After standing in line for 10 minutes making lame jokes with the stoned girl in front of her about how Maccas must make a lotta business from pissed and stoned people a familiar feeling began to crept over her eyes. An unnatural warmth spread through her head and her vision became blotchy and clouded. Yes kiddies, she�d drunk too much without food to back it up and she was about ready to toss her cookies all over the place. She abandoned the line and ran out into the fresh night air. After stumbling up half the stairs to the bar she collapsed and decided to rest in the middle of the staircase for a little pick me up. After being shuffled on by the security knights she landed back into her chair. Finally one of her gallant knight friends had pity on her and escorted her downstairs to make sure she ate enough food to keep the spew at bay. She then continued to drink and be merry with no side effects. So kiddies the moral of the story is � If you�re going to throw up�make sure you don�t do it in a fast food restaurant at 1 in the morning. It once took me four years to find a watch I�d misplaced in a pencil tin Tyd 20 February 2002 - 11:41 am |
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