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Tyd member since 2/7/2001 258 entries Gold Edition

Description: It's a yodelling donkey thing.

Yeah you heard me right, donkeys, I mean let's face it, anyone under the sun could write about yodelling cows & sheep, but donkeys - now that's unusual.

Strengths: Yodelling shockingly, peeing standing up when I'm REALLY drunk, writing bad fanfic about Snape that sexy bastard, adding 'age' to the end of words, calling sheep sheeplets.

Weaknesses: Writing descriptions for strengths and weaknesses. Possibly being too blunt and honest (see below weapons) and never shutting up.

Special Skills: Surviving on no sleep cause gosh darn it, that episode of Walker: Texas Ranger was too exciting at 3 in the morning to just turn off and go to bed!

Weapons: Bad breath, snoring, rotten farts - geez I'm grossing myself out now.

Obsessions: Russian hairdressers named Yuri, Harry Potter merchandise (I have Gryffindor boxer shorts), creating layouts that involve donkeys.