Scenario A: I lie in a bean bag while I watch television. This requires me to be awake, obviously. My body says, �Lying down is an awake position�. When I go to bed (funnily enough also a lying down position) I can�t sleep. Is it because my body thinks I�m just watching television?

Scenario B: I sit in a chair at work. *cries of shock, �A chair? But why?�* which means I need to be awake. But I keep falling asleep! At work and on the train. Last night I was so deeply asleep that I drooled. Yes, ew, it�s gross. All down the front of my coat.

So then lying down = awake and sitting up = asleep. Simple right?

How does this explain my falling asleep in front of the television on a Saturday night and then waking up all disoriented at 2am? Why do I fall into this trap? Why am I at home alone on Saturday nights watching dodgy television?

Why do I keep typing television fully and not just TV? Why are you looking at me like that? Why am I constantly asking questions?

I�ll tell you why *sits on soapbox* Because I...*promptly falls sideways off soapbox, snoring*

Tyd

22 July 2004 - 6:34 pm

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