How Delightfully Punni-licious!

My Dad and I have a running pun competition in the house. One of us gets a word or situation and just puns the crap out of it while the other has to keep up. You know you�re having seafood for dinner and someone says, �That looks fishy!� and then you�ll be begging people to �stop baiting me� and �darn, you�ve got me hooked�. And you just keep �throwing out lines� until you can pun no more!

Finally I have found someone at work that is similar! I�ve yet to come up with a handy nickname for him yet so we�ll just call his Arse Boy. Hey, it�s better than Manwhore.

Today at lunch we went one step further than puns though, we coasted into a fully fledged analogy world based on dairy and all it�s products. It started off when he told me he thinks he got his career wrong and should have been a milkman. Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when referring to his �girlfriend� as unpasteurised milk?

Let�s just say that by the end of lunch we made Kelis�s song �Milkshake� look very tame in comparison.

Cheese anyone?

Tyd

19 May 2004 - 10:59 pm

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