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Once Were Psychopathic Warriors Remember the hot Kiwi? Well it appears that he grossly misrepresented himself. So much so that I never knew he was a complete and utter whiny-pants PSYCHO! On the weekend I went to a friend�s birthday party and I didn�t invite him because he stood me up the weekend before and I�d pretty much thought � stuff him. So I went to the party, had a wonderful time and got talking to a Nice Bloke, who coincidentally is also a Kiwi. I have concluded I have a giant flashing beacon on my forehead that attracts them. So I�d forgotten all about Mr Weird Name (aka Hot Kiwi) and focused instead on Mr Normal Name (aka Nice Bloke) and the possibility of a date this Friday. Then Weird Name SMSed yesterday and I had to palm him off. Two reasons why. 1. He told me he was still with his girlfriend who he originally told me was his ex. 2. The more I think about it the more he reminds me of my cousin and that�s just disturbing. Being attracted to someone that makes you think about your cousin is just wrong. Plus there was that stood up business and the fact that he�d be all complimentary all the time but I think he was just using that to get what he wanted. He didn�t make me feel entirely comfortable and I�d always be wondering what I should do or wear next time I saw him. He kept sending me messages and calling me, saying the cousin thing was bullshit. How would he know, he�s never met my bloody cousin! Dickhead. And it�s 100% true by the way. Then he complained he wasted his time on me (oh yeah, that�s a line the girls love to hear) and saying that my personality had changed. Hey, if he misinterpreted me, that�s not my fault. I think he got the impression that I would take anything he threw at me. Insult, much? He never once mentioned my very important point about him having a girlfriend. He�s obviously not a boy that girls ever say no to. Well what a wake up call I must have been. So I let loose. If there is one thing he obviously didn�t notice when he met me is that you don�t try and argue with me, because I will win. And you never get the last word in an argument with me when you are so clearly wrong...or psycho. *communication terminated* Success! Tyd 3 November 2004 - 9:30 am |
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