Granny Smith or Golden Delicious?

IP&D forwarded an email to me yesterday and I think it�s just bloody brilliant, so I�m going to put it up here.

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. [Tyd note: or they are too lazy] Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

So there you go ladies, never fear, just wait for an Edmund Hilary to come and get you :o)

Tyd

4 November 2004 - 1:24 pm

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