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It Was Just A Matter Of Time... ...before I'd realise why it's such a great idea to wear a big thumping fake-arse diamond on my wedding ring finger. It's worth it having to field all the 'Oh are you engaged?' questions if you can use it just once and to such effect. Yesterday was not such a day, but it was close. I yearn for that day when it expells would be suitors backwards in a flash of light and a howl of pain. That'll be cool, and maybe even a prize winner in Funniest Home Videos. So I was on the train last night going home from a rather dull day at work which was livened up by my consuming of copious amounts of Skittles and the sudden reaction to a sugar overload. WAH HOO!! So I was sitting on the train listening to Savage Garden, reading a book on Scandinavia and wondering just how cool I looked in my new glasses when this bloke walks up. I was sitting on the seat that is next to the door, that has the sign, that contains the warning, that is the house that Jack built. Sorry, nursery rhyme flash back. I was sitting next to the door to the guards carriage and this bloke walks up to it and starts trying to turn the handle and bangs on the door and looks like a dork doing it. I figured he must have been drunk on the can of Lemon & Lime Mineral Water he had clutched in his hand. I diverted my eyes but I wasn't quick enough. He ambled over to me and crouches down to my level while indicating that I should take out my earphones to listen to what he has to say. "Can I ask you a question?" About three stops later I just burst out laughing. I have five theories about this guy. 1. He was a counterfeiter that was trying to off-load some supplies. My credit card is in mourning over my turning down $1,000 Tyd15 February 2002 - 9:16 am |
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