I�d do the obligatory donations to charity (without making it tax deductible, cause otherwise what is the point?!) and then I�d buy a house in the Rockies in Canada, I�d buy a castle in Scotland (just a small one), a ranch in Montana, a penthouse at Bondi Beach and a really cool car. Then I�d make sure that all the rooms in all the houses were themed. There would be an African room, a padded room (for when my eccentricities make me go insane), a weightless room, a room devoted to my medieval obsession, a room just filled with those coloured balls, a theatre and most importantly a shower big enough to accommodate me and three professional washers. Over this past weekend I�ve realised that the most important thing to have is someone who washes you. Gardeners and maids be damned, get some bloke to wash you from head to toe with those exfoliating gloves. Whoa, mamma! That�s the stuff. And at this point I�d like to thank Elmo for a great weekend and to inform you all that I am most thoroughly exhausted.

I think the only reason rich people are eccentric are because they have so much money they have to keep thinking of new ways to spend it all so they go crazy. Just think if you had all that money. Everyone has their little quirks and all that, rich people have enough money to constantly have those quirks answered to. Weird huh?

Looking up professional washers in the yellow pages

Tyd

29 January 2002 - 2:25 pm

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