Last night while stuck on the bus due to what looked like a ram raid of the Three Wise Monkeys on George Street my eyes drifted over to one of the scrolling LED displays for an Adult Book shop.

It was all very standard "Restricted premises, over 18s only, books, videos from $10, DVDs from $25, buy one get one free, outfits, books, vibes, adult toys, trade-ins" TRADE INS? What the flipping heck does that mean?

Well when you think about it, I did get the batteries rotated at 10,000 orgasms, so I suppose I should trade it in for a new model. It's a few years old and I haven't checked the oil lately. I've lost the manual and I have no idea when it's due for a service. I'm just thankful it doesn't run on petrol or I'd seriously be in debt.

That's enough images to last you a lifetime I should think.

Enjoy your weekend

A naughty little Tyd

29 October 2005 - 10:47 am

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