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Totally Inappropriate Conversation At The Dinner Table After yesterday�s rotten entry I thought I�d bring it up as a topic of conversation at the dinner table last night. Mum�s very straight lace but I thought what the hoo, I�ll give it a burl cause their noses had been witnessing my falling out with lasagna the last two days anyway. So then Dad and I had an in-depth conversation about toilet etiquette in the workplace. How you can sometimes be sitting on the can for ages waiting for that person that saw you go into the cubicle for a crap has finally left. We have reflective tiles in the toilets at work so you can see if there is anyone standing at the basin that may catch the bowl-a-splashing. I shared my �waiting till someone flushes and letting one drop� story and Dad remembered how he�d waited till everyone left so he could play the backyard bugle and someone walked in at the precise time he let one rip. Mum then did a �you had to be there� joke about how funny it would be if people�s doorbells had a farting sound instead of the normal ding dong. Dad and I were understandably shocked by her un-straight lacedness and amused to see that she was laughing so hard her face was going bright red and she almost fell off her chair. Every now and then your parents do surprise you Tyd 3 April 2002 - 12:06 pm |
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