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It�s A Knockout! That�s The Name Of The Game Woke up this morning with a big puffy eye. So of course my first urban mythical thought was that during the night a band of spiders had laid their eggs in my eye socket and slowly I would die from the venom as their babies tried to eat their way out of my face. Ew. Why did I have to go and give myself that visual? Apologies if you got it too. Mum said that I�d probably just fallen asleep with the corner of my pillow in my eye and that had irritated it. Oh yeah, I can just see the corners of my Harry Potter pillowcase fighting over who gets to jam themselves into my eye socket. But then again�the picture on it does depict a scene of potions with Snape�residue of unicorn horn? :o) Unfortunately I must face the fact that it was high time my 3am illegal female boxing bouts in the backyard were revealed. All that extra money I�ve been flashing�yep all to do with the bets. Seems last night I mustn�t have paid my wager and the bookie socked me one. Or owing to my incredibly violent dream that night I accidentally punched myself in the face. It could be either one of those. Thanks Mum for the hemorrhoid cream. It�s amazing how cream for your bum can work so well on your face. What does that say about my looks? Tyd 30 December 2001 - 1:13 pm |
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