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These Boots Were Made For Warming I wore my giant flared sleeve shirt on Friday. We�re talking a whole bolt of cloth just for each sleeve. They�re sort of intense. The Sales secretary said that she liked my shirt but said she�d never be able to wear it in the office cause she�d get too cold (thin material). So that led me to wonder why I wasn�t getting cold. The boots. When I wear boots it seals all the warmth in and I don�t get cold. So I�m wondering if I wandered out into the snow (have to find some first) just wearing boots if I wouldn�t die from hyperthermia. Floss (who I sit next to) thinks that my shirt gives me magical powers. It�s got flared sleeves almost like a cape, I am wearing boots and when I went to open the fridge door before I actually pulled the whole fridge forward about a metre and out of it�s cupboard crevice. It�s a big fridge. So I pushed it back into place and tried to open it again and just succeeded it pulling the fridge towards me again. So it appears that I have super human strength, and the outfit to do superhero like things in. No shiny lyric to be seen. So now I have to figure out what to call myself. Super Secretary is a bit lame. The Amazing Tyd is a little self involved. The PA with Punch is a possible. Now this is the part where I ignore the fact I have just been presented with that the fridge was on sliding things and anyone could have done it. Let me have my fantasy Tyd 10 May 2003 - 7:45 pm |
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