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Social Etiquette for Blokes It�s a fact. Men suffer largely from foot-in-mouth disease. Women do too, but because we are more apt to overreact insanely to something, it gets largely ignored. Men are the victims in all of this. That being said please observe the following: 1. The correct word(s) to greet something are �Hello�, �Good evening,� �How are you?� You do not under any circumstance greet someone by saying, �Hey you�ve put on weight�. Unless of course you want your balls to end up severed and shoved down your throat. Or something similar, but equally painful. The bloke on Wednesday night got away with just a punch. It would have been a fair comment had I put on weight since we last saw each other. But I had not and I was also wearing the same outfit when we last met, in which he�d told me I looked like I lost weight. I have now struck him off my list of things I like. Idiot. Tyd 19 December 2003 - 10:55 am |
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