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From The Desk Of Our Food Critic: The Bird Craps At Midday A lot of people have left the company recently. A lot from my department (most of which I am pleased about) and the others are from finance. I�m more upset about the finance people leaving � what does that say? We went to a place on Cockle Bay Wharf. Okay, I�ll tell the name � Blackbird Caf�. It was entertaining, I think that�s the word. The food was crap (bland and boring) but the waiters and waitresses were that sort of species that you can�t help but stare at although you want to look away. It�s draws you in. First there was the bloke that looked at his muscles every time he came out of the kitchen. It�s like he was checking if they were still there. Then there was the frustrated would-be hairdresser/interior decorator. He just pranced around in his army issue hat and tried to look like a model i.e. bored out of his brain. Then there was the girl with the one glove. One? Madonna is that you? Have the eighties come back to stay? Oh praise the-oh kill them all!! It seemed to have no function at all, she just thought she was cool. The chicken on my burger was dry. It was tasteless and apparently it would kill them to give you sauce. Any sort of flavour wasn�t what is hip and happening apparently. Lucky lunch was cheap � although we should have cottoned onto why it was so cheap beforehand. Tyd 30 April 2003 - 5:13 pm |
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