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How To Run A Successful Office If I ever had the opportunity to run all the offices in the world exactly to my specifications these would be my slogans, my buzz phrases if you will. + Do not use bulldog clips, bulldog clips are EVIL + + Do not bind documents, this is EVIL + + Do not use paperclips if you are filing, paperclips are EVIL � use staples instead + Are you sensing a theme here? I have two days left in this job and I�m maniacally dumping useless files in the recycling bin and archiving the useful files before they kick me out on my bum. The swiftness of this process is hindered by plastic sleeves, bulldog clips, bound documents and paperclips. If they are stapled you can put them in the recycling bin, but all this other crap is not allowed. It�s driving me nuts! On the plus side I only have two very minor paper cuts so far! Oh and if you happen to see a very drunk curly-haired floozy at the Cargo Bar on Friday night be sure to say hi to me :o) Signed The soon-to-be-unemployed Tyd |
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