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Go The Bro With The �Fro World Idol is approaching. And as per usual I am devising a plan of attack. Seeing as you are not allowed to vote for your own country, cause let�s face it Alex from Poland would just win outright, how does this sound for a deal? Australian Idol voters will vote for your country's singer if you vote for ours. I figure we've got a shot at signing a deal with two countries. England You beat us in the Rugby World Cup. Let us win something, would you? We're just a small colony of yours after all. Give us a crumb, Governor! *Small child tugs on sleeve* "But Tyd, we won the Rugby League tour and have a history of beating them in the cricket" Oh shush you! And the rest of Britain you don't owe us anything, but if you wanted to vote for our Idol as well, that would be great! I mean you seem to like Kylie. (Although we do apologise for Dannii and that foul-mouthed disgrace Holly Valance). Of course we'll vote for Will Young in exchange for your votes. USA Our Prime Minister lost his mind and joined your President to go to war. And that's just Iraq (twice)...don't get me started about Vietnam. Would a little vote for Guy Sebastian kill you? :o) We'll give our vote to Kelly Clarkson. Oh go on, you know you want to! ----- The above is intended only as a joke and does not set out to purposely insult any country or it's people. The deal mentioned above is not serious.^ ^ Unless of course you actually do want to do it. In which case have your people call my people and I'll get the paperwork drawn up. Tyd 22 December 2003 - 8:52 am |
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