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If I Lived in Seattle, I�d Be The Size Of A Whale One of the girls in the office (lets call her Smiley) decided she would have to stop eating all the biscuits in the kitchen because although they are yummy, they are fattening and it�s just not healthy. But she came up with a delightful rule that if it�s raining we can have as many biscuits as we want cause, well, it�s raining. So this morning it was raining and TADA! The biscuits of choice today were Tim Tams. You can always tell when it�s Tim Tam day in the kitchen, people are streaming past your desk with a look of determination on their face and there are whisperings at desks as people discuss the best strategy to grab them all without anyone noticing what a pig they are. I just walk straight up and grab a handful and walk away. No point in trying to act furtive when everyone can see it�s so obvious. I think the most I managed to wolf down in one day was 8 or 9. Today�s entry could have been about one of two things. And I�m sure you�ll be glad to know that boring as this was, you will be thankful I didn�t land the ingrown hair story on you. I mean it was pretty gross. It developed rather quickly to a lump the size of a 5 cent piece. It just popped up overnight, rather over-day because it wasn�t there in the morning. It�s basically the worse possible place to get an ingrown hair. I�ll leave it up to your imagination, of course guesses are welcome. So through a mini-operational procedure I eventually popped that little bugger and drained it. Oh yeah, that�s just about the most attractive thing you can read, isn�t it? Lucky you weren�t there. Well I guess you did get the ingrown hair story afterall, sorry bout that. Tyd 3 April 2003 - 1:58 pm |
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